There's a guy in Asheville who keeps calling my congas bongos, and it wouldn't matter to me if it was an honest mistake, but if I correct him, he's like "yeah whatever" and rolls his eyes. So now I call his guitar a ukelele, mandolin, viola, or whatever else I can think of that has strings. Anything but guitar. I got the bands singer to do it too. She introduced him last week as Steve on ukelele. I think he's starting to get the point.
